imagine all the fish in there, at least 7. now imagine all the merpeople. #staywoke (at oregon coast)

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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snoipahkat:

its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”

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toastoat:

cosmoprosextips:

toastoat:

what is this

Our next president

obam

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cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother 

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

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awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

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4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

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iwatchforsasha:

_{Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.}

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johndarlings-deactivated2016010:

_{WIND VS HAIR}

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

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brycewikman:

Come lay with me ;)

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